Friday, May 21, 2010

你帮我,我帮你


“Selamat pagi, encik"
"Pagi. Apa salah saya?

"Tak nampak ke lampu trafik tu merah, encik?"
"Nampak, tapi I tak nampak u lah. Boleh tolong tak, tuan?"

"Boleh. I tolong u, u tolong I. Ok?"
"Ok." 50令吉随后干净利落的转手。

马路上熟悉的车主和交警之间的对话
这次,在诗巫的补选上演

纳吉,是企图行贿的车主
选民,却变成不愿受贿的交警
掉头而去......

(留下一脸愕然不知所措的反贪污局)

4 comments:

杨艾琳 said...

老兄的詩開始有潛伏性的劇情了。

Teh Hon Seng 郑云城 said...

难度越来越高了。

逍遥子 Odysseus said...

郑兄有写到诗题材的东西吗?

那句是诗?

加油...

ngth said...

Is it truth ? Realy want to minimize corruption?

1) Lets all summons start with min. panalty [RM10?], why? No body wants to pay corruption more than Rm10, cos' he can effort to pay this amount, If this is Rm300, he may try to find ways to pay as min. as possible.

2)All summons can pay in any Pos office, TNB, JBA etc other than in particular "BALAI POLIS"

3)If the offenders so stuban, do not want to pay, then within 7 days, the amount should increase to VERY HIGH, may be Rm1,000?

4)The police would't take that small amount [Rm10]

5)Offending points will be deducted each summon issue by the police