（一）
随时欢迎民联领袖的自由进出
重要的是要留下精液
国库的肛门也虚掩
随时欢迎国阵领袖的自由进出
重要的是不留下痕迹
（二）
华小吃得不好
个个面黄肌瘦骨瘦如柴
马华副教育部长吃得好
胖胖的，只听到饱嗝的声音
（三）
前人种树后人凉，大道公司说：
合约一开始签得好很重要
不管部长的讲话如何分道扬镳
那一纸合约的沉默震耳欲聋
（四）
新皇宫的建造费十亿够不够？
当然不够
最高元首住进去后会漏水
至少还需要两亿来修补
新皇宫的建造费十亿够不够？
当然不够
最高元首住进去后会漏水
至少还需要两亿来修补
（五）
是要一栋阳具高高的竖起
来展现雄性的威猛
是要一个深不见底的黑洞
来满足一百层楼的叫床
2 comments:
2011 Malaysia budget has the following speciality and record breakings:
1) Total amounts of budget break history records of 212.0 billions !
2) Total amounts of 162.8 billions allocated for administrative expenses ! (76% of total budget)
3) Balance of 49.2 billons (34%) allocated for development expenses !
4) 6% service tax to be imposed inclusive of amusementon Astro station w.e.f lst Jan 2011
5) Company and individual income tax remained unchange !
6) A 100 storeys towel building to be build up in KL city !
7) 40 billions to be spent for Greater KL projects !
8) RM500/- special subsidy to all government employees below category 54 BUT no BONUS this year as another 3.1 billions to be incurred which the treasury consider hand tight !
9) No special incentive or strategy for inflow of foreign capitals, neither to stop local talent citizens migrating to oversea !
10) Middle and lower class Malaysian were unable to feel or enjoy direct benefits even though it is a record high budget for the year 2011 !
A Parent
一针见血。。
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