Friday, February 03, 2012

养蚊子(童诗延生版)



阿雍我决定要养蚊子了。


妈妈养蚊子你怎


阿雍用一个盆装水,让水躺着几天就有蚊子了。


妈问那你要怎样喂蚊子
阿雍问蚊子是吃什么的


在后座插嘴喝血。


阿雍我就放一桶血静静躺在水的旁
妈问你哪找么多血?
阿雍想了想说去找死人的血。


妈妈蚊子只在乎活人的血。
阿雍又想了想那我就找病人的血。


病人很可怜,别叫蚊子喝他的血。


为又插嘴我叫我养的壁虎和青蛙把你养的蚊子吃掉。


阿雍很生气,说我叫我养的蛇去吃你的青蛙有壁虎!!


为说我拿来射你的蛇!!!


阿雍: ……


为说:……

妈妈心想:OK很好接下来就不关我的事了。

在车外经过的诗人心想:
小小孩童不会养蚊子,变成童言童趣
我们大人可厉害了
说到养蚊子,马上身体力行
遂有了吸尽人血的政府。

注:专栏作家Echo许慧珊在她的脸书写童言童趣,我看着有趣加了几句,就变成以上的诗了,不敢掠美。

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mosquitoes is only a tiny insect
each time sucks a small quantity of bloods
Unfortunately we have man made sucker
It continues to sucks blood as long as you passed by in life time

Poisonous going to be in the air, in the water
Human life be threatern
Money is above all than the hazadous
Our envirolment no longer be clean

People are crying and pledge
The laws are above innocent voice
Stand be united we together
To breath fresh air and healthy growth

A Parent

Anonymous said...

Blood suckers are worse than mosquitoes as they are the ones who caused racial conflicts such as 513 and they are still fighting among themselves to squeeze our country dry by their using their cow dung affairs, the sky hig priced purchases for the country and many more with properties around the world woth billions of ringgits already uncovered by international Mansor's fund etc. But no fear uncle Lao Ma is still in charge you know lah. Everything will be swept under the carpet. Da Bai Sa

Dunfunliu said...

We may need insect killer spray against blood suckers and sure enough our voters will flush out the real blood suckers by our votes in time to come, sooner than we expect you know!