Saturday, May 12, 2012

数据的逻辑




根据巫统的逻辑演算
那些不出席巫统集会的巫统党员
都是反巫统份子

那寥寥无几的出席率
再扣掉下流媒体故意放大的
十倍,变得更加可观

最可观的原来是吃相
再根据逻辑的一贯演算
都是沟渠路边树上垃圾堆里
派钱捡来表演吃喝玩乐和
缺乏教养的呐喊的
流民或流氓

(给钱时,还不忘私自扣留一半
负责招来的土权嘿嘿奸笑)

要不要觐见最高元首呢?
第二天醒来,他嗨过的脚步
越来越沉重

3 comments:

pingjinn lim said...

大哥,可能有大半是收不到钱,不干了!

Anonymous said...

They may have colour blind as the crowds were mostly in red, Ten thousand could be an estimated but multiple thousands of ringgit spent on them could be true.

The voice from the crowds may be loud and you are excited of their supports generate feelings of general election, but remember many of the participants were coming for free travel, free foods, free gifts and cash token, but no guarantee of Votes.

A Parent

samin said...

When you have too much money to spend you would naturally hope your extravagance can bring more votes. But to be sure you cannot hardly fool sensible people who are in the majority.