Thursday, September 09, 2010

马大排名如潮水


马大的排名如潮水
退得真快

听到消息的政府赶来安慰说:
去年那一点点涨潮
已经很不容易了
只要曾经拥有
也就很不错了

那些被固打制宠爱的学生和讲师
因对退潮的贡献良多沾沾自喜
而逼着学生乖乖就范的大专法令
不明白原来示威容易引发高潮

高教部一群螃蟹商量对策
得出的结论如下:

既然人才必定外流
何必去争虚荣的排名

就让潮水一直退一直退
退到可以跟夕阳称兄道弟
也就差不多了

2 comments:

鱼米乡音 said...

马来西亚全球竞争力的排名连跌三年,如今排在第八,还排在新加坡之下。人家新加坡什么原产品都没有,都可以排在全球第一,马来西亚什么原产品都有,也只能委屈排在第八。真是一个马来西亚破裂!

Anonymous said...

Year after year once the world University line-up ranking is annouced, the Ministry will repeat the same comments that they will look into the matter and promise to do better in the coming year !

But do the ranking improved in the following years, the answer is NO !

Are we feel proud or the U students feel great of their world ranking performance over the past few years, has the Ministry of higher studies take a serious measures to reform and implenmenting a real-change of its nature and causes so as to be competitive and effectiveness of up ranking our status in the coming years, the people are still lack of confidence of the government.

As such our brilliance and intelligence candidates were still be looking to foreign countries for in search of excellence and personal developments.

Hence our country will be goes backward in various aspects in the near future !

A Parent