Friday, September 21, 2012

帮数据化装



总警长说治安的数据很难看
帮他化个浓装

那些比往年更勤奋加班的劫匪
开心的笑了

气愤不过的人民提议:
428被警方全副武装热情款待过的
25万件黄衫或绿衫,别客气
都开个档
算进数据里去吧

再加上902,930和陆续有来的数字
以及在面书践踏首相的暴民
那犯罪的档案
就是更上层楼的厚度了

小偷都集体报警被强盗抢了
谁会相信一个大马的犯罪率
越来越低?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A typical words - Malaysia Boleh
Figures is filled by mankind
Objects has various classifications
Up and down is under control !

Yellow, green, red and orange
blurs their eyes and become short sighted
Hugh crowds look like small
And moderate be exerated to large !

They are smart and professional
Just to please the boss of efficientcy
Make up of KPI and Transformation
Share their glory and records.

A Parent

Anonymous said...

I don't think they are capable of really performing any duties part from chasing after the peaceful people firing tear gas into hospitals and covering up many things under the carpet. Hey they are too fat and how can they catch the thieves and robbers. Need to shape up really.