Thursday, October 04, 2012

军人洗碗




出动庞大的军队
对付十三万只待洗的碗碟
这个先例,甲首长开得真好
(他新婚的儿子也觉得有荣焉)

试验成功,外劳的工作
餐饮、建筑、工厂,甚至女佣
任劳任怨的军人,都准备免费胜任
义不容辞的挽救即将破产的国家

从试验中我们得知,与其
让昂贵的破铜烂铁组成的自坠式战斗机
浮水式潜水艇和自杀式武器
让军队白白送死
他们更乐意扫地洗碗打杂

反正必败无疑
不如进一步解散国防部
直接省下的军费
还可以购买各种不同款式不同卡拉的钻戒
装扮我们尊贵的第一夫人

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Another new Guinness record for Malaysia, it happened in Malacca.
VIP and fellow guests gather together in a wedding dinner.

Such a grand ceremony he holds the record,
Hundred of thousands ringgit being spent so wisely,
This envy all the Malaysian.

Easy comes easy spent just to make all happy
We are not jealous but we felt he has the master mind to make good money

This is typical case of Malaysia Boleh !!!

Anonymous said...

When the rich spent millions there are plenty of people starving dying on the streets and elsewhere. It is sarcastic enough and it really takes place now in this country!