Wednesday, December 16, 2009

幸运抽奖


恭喜恭喜
你太太在我们工程的动土礼上
特别安排的幸运抽奖活动中
抽到一辆价值六十万元的豪华房车

欣喜获得政府工程的建筑公司
握住负责牵线的部长的手
不断的道恭喜。

而且,她福星高照
还抽到价值五千元的现金大奖
在每个月十五月圆的时候准时过帐
直到两年工程举行毕业典礼为止

(被反贪污局传召,他一脸无辜的感叹:
我太太运气好,那也是没法子的事)

Lucky Draw
(英文版本,作者自译)

Congratulations
Your wife has won the Grand Prize on a Special Lucky Draw event
Arranged at the ground breaking ceremony for our project
Drove away with a luxurious MPV worth 600 thousand ringgit

The construction company, which was awarded the government project
Clasping the hands of the helpful Minister in jubilant
Repeatedly congratulated him.

Her lucky star surely shone high that day, in addition
She won another 5 thousand ringgit cash prize
To be banked in precisely on the full moon of every 15th of lunar month
Until the graduation ceremony of the project for the next two years

(He sighed helplessly when being called upon by the MACC:
The good luck of my wife is certainly out of my hands)

4 comments:

moo_t said...

这个幸运抽奖,还比不上中央政府, 给SYABAS 免息2 亿元 贷款,还加上宽松的付还期。 用年利4% 来算,国家先亏了 8 百万大元。 谁知道这个SYABAS 阿斗,会不会烧掉贷给它的2 亿元 。

Teh Hon Seng 郑云城 said...

所以政治诗写不完。投票的时候要打醒十二分精神。

eddieliow said...

这么好彩?那就祝她生个4胞胎吧(机率等于几千万分之一)!

杨艾琳 said...

让我试试运气看,我武功向来不赖,搞不好一样好彩。