要不被遣返
就要履行当地公民的责任
在大选时出来投票
并确保不选错对象
他绑住五百个幽灵
也绑住五百张选票
在一个气象预测会下雷雨的投票日
在一个胜算不太明朗的国会选区
而当全国都下雷雨
需要绑架多少个非法
才能组成一个合法？
（反对党的电脑翻来覆去
都算不出一个所以然）
选举委员会在交上成绩报告总结陈词：
一切顺利，只有一个选区在小便后一时大意
忘了拉上拉链春光乍泄
需要补选
The Contribution of Illegal Immigrants
To avoid being repatriated
Should fulfill duties as loyal citizens
To poll in the general election
And make sure the right candidate gets voted
He fastened five thousand phantoms
Fastened the five thousand ballot sheets too
In weather forecasted to be a thunderstorm during the polling day
For a parliamentary seat that is unsecured
If the whole country suffered the same weather
Should have kidnapped how many illegals
To form a legal government?
(This math question, remain unanswered
even after numerous attempts by the Opposition’s calculator)
The Election Committee concluded after the GE:
Everything ran smoothly, only a careless constituency forgot to zip its pants after peeing
Unintentionally exposing itself to the public
Need to hold a by-election
就要履行当地公民的责任
在大选时出来投票
并确保不选错对象
他绑住五百个幽灵
也绑住五百张选票
在一个气象预测会下雷雨的投票日
在一个胜算不太明朗的国会选区
而当全国都下雷雨
需要绑架多少个非法
才能组成一个合法？
（反对党的电脑翻来覆去
都算不出一个所以然）
选举委员会在交上成绩报告总结陈词：
一切顺利，只有一个选区在小便后一时大意
忘了拉上拉链春光乍泄
需要补选
The Contribution of Illegal Immigrants
To avoid being repatriated
Should fulfill duties as loyal citizens
To poll in the general election
And make sure the right candidate gets voted
He fastened five thousand phantoms
Fastened the five thousand ballot sheets too
In weather forecasted to be a thunderstorm during the polling day
For a parliamentary seat that is unsecured
If the whole country suffered the same weather
Should have kidnapped how many illegals
To form a legal government?
(This math question, remain unanswered
even after numerous attempts by the Opposition’s calculator)
The Election Committee concluded after the GE:
Everything ran smoothly, only a careless constituency forgot to zip its pants after peeing
Unintentionally exposing itself to the public
Need to hold a by-election
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